December 2009
184 posts
November 2009
138 posts
Your Annual Guide To Holiday Romance
Read the whole post here, but these are a few of my favorite tips. Normally I finds things like this obnoxious, slightly offensive, and not funny. This is obnoxious, slightly offensive, and very funny.
12. Avoid any girl who smokes heavier cigarettes than you. You’re already her bitch.
14. Avoid any girl who didn’t like “Once.” She’s dead inside.
28. Avoid any girl who is “microfamous.” Her...
Photos and Stories
As always, please feel free to submit photos and stories to quickienewyork@gmail.com. I always enjoy getting e-mail.
—Guy NY
Fashion Freelancer (NY Mag Sex Diaries)
If you haven’t read the sex diaries in New York Magazine, you should. Here’s a recent excerpt and a link to the full diary:
DAY THREE 8:58 a.m.: Find myself fantasizing about a 34-year-old with whom I have intermittent, mind-blowing phone sex (I had no idea that there was such a thing) and to whom I gave the best blow job of my (and his) life. Get turned on while riding the train....
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She Kept Completely Silent
She kept completely silent at the theater, even as my hand slid under her skirt and between her warm strong thighs. She didn’t sey a word when I touched her through her cotton boy shorts, and she held her lips tightly closed when I finally pushed them to one side.
The couple a few seats down looked over with giggles on occasion, but I didn’t stop. I didn’t pull a coat onto her lap and I didn’t...
“And it takes a confident, exceptional man, to be on board when you write about...”
– All that reminds me of Diana Vilibert’s amazing post about writing and relationships and support. And Lorrie Moore. (via rkb)
“(718): walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god...”
– More TFLN
“(914): I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a...”
– TFLN (I actually do get those)
Costumes
nightmarebrunette:
I had a dream that my old manager was trying to get me to take an appointment with a bear. She kept reassuring me that he was dorky and “loved strippers” I felt a look of horror freezing my face while she spoke. There was an alarm being sounded outside, a bear siren, warning people off the streets because he was free and on a rampage.
“Why are you making that expression?” she...
“The Platonic Blow
It was a spring day, a day for a lay, when the air
...”
– by W. H. Auden:
(Read the rest of this incredibly—and I mean incredibly—filthy poem at Poor Mojo)
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Boyfriend 101
Two hours earlier when I bumped into her on the street, she begged me to pretend to be her boyfriend. I don’t know what possessed me to say yes and go up to the party with her, but that’s just what I did. An hour later she was sitting on my lap, kissing my neck, and I wasn’t putting up much of a fight. Her friends had all winked at me and asked if everything she said was true. I just nodded at...
From Bad Bad Girls' "Falling Slowly"
The transition was subtle, almost unnoticacble. His hand stroked her hair and back slowly moving his hands up to her hair. Deeply kissing her all the while until his hands tangled in to it. With that, he wrapped a tight fist of it and pulled her head back, slowly. “Yes baby,” he said, exposing her neck. He kissed her chin, pulling her hair back, tightly, her neck.
Read the rest here at...
