June 2009
87 posts
Haiku Porn
I haven’t had sex
In so long, she told me.
When? Monday morning!
Love me forever!
That’s all stuff and nonsense.
Until tomorrow?
I can (once) watch you
You can (often) kiss me
Can we (both) survive?
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The Three of Us
If I didn’t love them both it might have been easier. As it was, I was ardent in my unwillingness to push either aside. Of course they would never ask. They would often talk of each other, but only in vague and friendly terms. “I loved her dress on Saturday. It matched her eyes and showed off her legs.” Or, “You know, I think she would love this place. It’s very much her style.” I never...
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He'll Never Know
My twin sister Sasha stumbled into my room in a whirl of drunken need. “Marc is here and I’m so drunk I have to puke will you fuck him for me?” she spilled out as she stumbled to the bathroom. She had been dating Marc for three months and I’d had a crush on him since day one. I walked to the bathroom door and asked if she was serious. “Yes! I told him I would and I feel like shit. Please...
Happy Pride In NYC!
“Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won’t be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.”
~Judy Carter
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Waiting For You
I came by the apartment to take your daughter out, but you told me she wouldn’t be home for an hour. You mixed gin and tonics and we stood in the kitchen listening to the rain. We stood close to each and drank quietly with awkward glances at the tile floor. I said you looked lovely, and you said I was crazy. I told you that your eyes and freckles made it impossible to look away, and you told me...
His hand tightens around my throat
From scurrilous:
His hand tightens around my throat, the other around my hip, as he thrusts harder. My moans are muffled and separated by gasps for air as his lap grind against my ass firmly. I can hear the blood pounding behind my ears, drowning out everything else. My body feels electric; I’m coming and simultaneously dying. A scream manages to escape my throat but it’s weak, and gargled.
I...
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A Nice Girl and a Huge Cock
I watched you take his huge cock into your mouth as we sat in the dark lounge.
We had sat down next to them on the couch with our drinks in hand. They were whispering quietly to each other and we were doing the same. After a few drinks we noticed her hand rubbing him gently, her nails tracing the outline of his cock through his jeans. When you looked up you realized she was watching you. He...
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the...”
– Megan Fox (via kleinjinx) (via thedame)
I think she has a good point. That said, I’m all for reclaiming the word “slut”. I think it’s a great word that accurately describes many people near and dear to me. Oh, and me too. :-)
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Sex on a Train
Sex on a train is like learning what it feels like to come again for the first time. The ground shakes and the vibrations move through your body like shock waves. I like making love in a seat at night with a blanket for cover and I like screwing in the bathroom against the wall as people walk by, but there’s nothing better than a whole day fucking in a private room. The windows are large, the...
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Perfection Can Be Random
Perfection can be random.
I met him by asking for a cigarette, only a few minutes later we were kissing, this boy and I, same height as me, sandy blonde facial hair to match it on his head, pretty eyes and a toned surfer physique. We walked down to the beach as the sun was creeping closer to the horizon to bring in a new day.
The beach was peaceful and the tide was out. We leaned against some...
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We Met At a Sex Party
We met at a sex party. She was across the room getting fucked from behind by my wife’s boyfriend’s girlfriend’s husband as I was getting blown by a blonde who’s name I didn’t know but who used to go out with my girlfriend’s wife’s ex-husband. The moment I saw her I knew it was meant to be. She looked up and opened her eyes just as my partner took me all...
My First Time
yourwrite:
It wasn’t like anything I would have ever imagined.
I was at my friend Joey’s 3 bedroom apartment, he wasn’t really my friend, but he was another employee at my company and he was also my senior…so I had to do everything he said, or be deemed a coward in my company.
Joey kept pouring me drinks as I would keep conversation with the other people at the party. I had a girlfriend at the...
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Is there a better NY sex song than Chelsea Hotel...
I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel, you were talking so brave and so sweet, giving me head on the unmade bed, while the limousines wait in the street. Those were the reasons and that was New York, we were running for the money and the flesh. And that was called love for the workers in song probably still is for those of them left. Ah but you got away, didn’t you babe, you just...
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Fucked on the Dance Floor
I had never been fucked on the dance floor, and they offered to help without so much as a wink. Old friends are good to have in our greatest times of need. I was good and drunk on manhattans before we got over to meatpacking, and the club was no better off. I walked in with two pretty boys on my arms and two condoms tucked into my bra. The boys were easily distracted by the hips and asses that...
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Innocence
The first girl I met on the internet was named Innocence. I first logged on way back in the fall of 1993 when I was a freshman in college. A friend forwarded me instructions for logging onto a University Bulletin Board system and it was a whole new world. It was a text-based world, full of codes and commands, all of which had to be memorized. I spent much of my time either in “the hot tub” or...
Serge Gainsbourg is crazy and delightful all at...
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My Darling Giraffe
The first time they walked a giraffe through the streets of Japan people came out of their houses and stared in awe at this alien creature bobbing it’s head high over the buildings. This was what if felt like the first time I watched her take my cock into her mouth. My eyes were wide open and all I could do was stare and tremble. Her lips were pink and full, and it was the greatest mystery...
“By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing,
...”
– Dorothy Parker
I want you to want to look it up
therealkatiewest:
How is she supposed to make him understand? He sits there interested and expectant, directly across from her. He waits, thinking about how fun she is. How is she supposed to make him understand? Poetics would be lost on him. Quoting Irving Layton or Leonard Cohen would go beyond him. Describing the way she felt when he was inside her using only onomatopoeias wouldn’t have...
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Nothing to Explain
How to explain the ring, wasn’t a problem. It was late and the night was as hot as you were. I started flirting with you when I saw your tattoo and you flirted back when you saw my boots. It was Basho in Japanese and when I read it outloud you climbed onto my lap and kissed me deep on the lips.
The party was raging around us and we found a corner to keep kissing. You pulled my hand...
“i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles...”
– e e cummings
Goofy-Looking, Young and Earnest
nightmarebrunette:
This client gets me incredibly hot. He’s a little goofy-looking, young and earnest, tall. He recently found out his wife had been cheating on him with a work colleague (of his) for virtually their entire marriage. They have a toddler, a boy.
He had a cuckold fantasy before he found out about his wife’s affair. Part of what hurts him is that he wasn’t even able to enjoy it. He...
Time To Go Back To Work
thedame:
I find every 6 weeks I get to the point where I cant stand to be in a strip club and Im becoming more violent and short tempered with the men who come in. So usually by that time Ive planned a holiday away. Since having been back to full time stripping for the past 4 months, Ive been to Bali and came home to the UK this month for 3 weeks.
I had planned to work a bit here to take the...
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Beyond Guilt and Shame
In my dreams of liberated sex without fear, guilt, or shame I find an underlying anxiety that is more troublesome. Beneath the struggle of leaving behind my cultural baggage is the worry that if I am successful in moving past the guilt and the shame I will be left with sex that is dry, dispassionate, and uninspiring. It’s the same fear that comes to writers when we think we need to live the...
“I don’t like my hand
when it is sitting alone
outside of your hand”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott) (via ventisette)
nightmarebrunette:
After the double, as usually happens when I spend time touching a naked girl, I kept thinking about the extraordinary quality of my friend’s skin. Even though her body was tight and toned (no cellulite, no love handles, but not ropey or aggressively athletic) there was a give to the surface. A plumpness, actually, like that of tree fruit. And she was dressed impeccably in a...
“The first time I make love to a woman, I want it to be sacred and special, and...”
– “Amen, Brother”
I hope I don’t die before two amazingly hot men make love in front of me. Any volunteers?
(via nightmarebrunette)