August 2009
76 posts
Overheard in NY
Presenting the Year’s Sweetest Compliment
Girl: Do you like it better when I’m shaved? Guy: Eh… I don’t really care. Girl: Really? Most guys have a preference. Guy: Yeah, but with you it doesn’t matter. You know how any hairstyle looks good on a pretty face? It’s kind of like that. —Bowery & 5th St
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A Smoke, a Fuck, and a Hot Dog
I fucked a mermaid. I was sitting on the beach by Coney Island with a bottle of Jack Daniels crying about my dead cat when she walked out of the waves. It was February and the beach was empty and snow was falling on the sand. At first I just saw her head and thought I was seeing things. As she moved closer to the shore she went from bobbing to walking and before I knew what was happening a...
60ish LITERARY EUPHEMISMS FOR MASTURBATION →
meaghano:
(via frakintosh)
Happy Sunday, everybody.
Even though I am a lady and thusly have yet to ascertain what masturb8ing is exactly, these are my personal favorites:
1. Blurbing yourself
2. Burying the lede
16. Giving your narrative a Faustian theme
17. Having a strong opinion in your writing workshop about the power of symbolism
32. Paying extra for the hardcover
40. Proofreading...
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A Good Honest Fuck
When I touched your breast with my left hand I was amazed how soft and perfect it was and I felt good when I heard you moan. When you touched my breast it was awkward and I had to keep myself from moving away. Your other hand was on my hip though and your thumb played with the elastic and cotton sending a shiver down my spine. When I kissed you I closed my eyes and I thought about the girl from...
“The lesson there, and in all of these stories, is that there is risk involved in...”
– From the not-quite-but-almost overdue introduction I am trying to write for Please, Sir. Hate having books hanging over my head, but the end is in sight. (via rkb)
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Soaking Wet at 2:30am in Washington Square
Washington Square Park was pretty empty at 2:30 in the morning and we were so hot and drunk that the fountain called to us as we unknowingly stumbled towards a future ‘text from last night’.
She kicked off her shoes as she climbed over the fountain’s edge and didn’t stop until she stood beneath the water letting it soak through her thin summer dress. I didn’t make it past the stone steps...
The Rock
Lying on the rock, its cool smoothness playing a strong contrast with the heat of the sun, I can see the sweat bead across your skin. We had crawled onto the rock to dry ourselves for a spell after traversing the coastline. You close your eyes and drift along in the haze of almost sleep. Though the swim was exhausting, the last thing I feel right now is tired. Something about that ...
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Kissing boys
The last time I kissed you was in a crowd. It was dark and would have been smokey six years ago. You pulled me in and your lips were strong and your stubble scratched against mine like Velcro. The girls watched with open mouths and I didn’t hear a word that they said as we kissed at the back of the bar. Someone cheered and someone kissed the girl next to her and the back of your head was warm...
cunt-punched
Trying not to reblog everything this girl writes:mcnaughty:
My pussy’s sore but I don’t regret it. I would have let you sleep while I finished myself off. I planned to. But I’m glad you didn’t fall asleep. The hours spent fingering myself, directing you to finger me, your thick muscular hand nearly disappearing inside of me. The bed was soaked by the time I forced myself to stop. We slept on...
Reading tonight
rkb:
Details via Facebook: Charlie Vázquez Type: Music/Arts - Performance Network: Global Price: Free, 21+ Date: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 Time: 8:00pm - 9:30pm Location: Nowhere Street: 322 E 14th St (btwn 1st/2nd) City/Town: New York, NY Email: firekingpress@yahoo.com
Description
Charlie Vázquez and NOWHERE are slippery to present SLEAZE PANIC!, an all-star erotica throw-down reading...
“An awful lot of people, of all genders and orientations, would benefit from the...”
– Lesbian Sex with Men (Greta Christina) (via sexisnottheenemy)
To want to fuck you...
mcnaughty:
It seems so reasonable to me.
To want to fuck you. To be the kind of friend you can talk to about the magical and mundane moments in your daily life. A girl you can chat to and flirt with when you’re at work. Someone who will delight in your fantasies and conquests. A friend you can joke and scheme and be boring with. I want to be a friend who’ll suck your cock while you play lazily...
Time Lost
therealkatiewest:
I wanted a man to spend the day.
To take his time. To tell me stories from in between my thighs. To lay on top of me for what felt like - or what was - hours, and kiss me.
(Kiss me everywhere. Kiss me softly. Kiss me madly. Kiss me til I was mad. Kiss me until our lips hurt. And then kiss me some more. And then still more.)
I wanted a man to forget that he had anywhere else...
Your tongue leaves a trail
from the charming scurrilous:
Your tongue leaves a trail of cool tingles as it explores.
Making its way from my ear lobes to the base of my neck. Pausing..
Only for a second, on my pulse.
It flicks over my collar bones, and down towards my nipple.
You bite, caress, and tease me until I’m moaning. Encouragement for you to continue..
Down the middle of my stomach, flicking over my belly...
sounds
archaictorso:
so quiet, my neighbors while fucking. only the bed knocking. not a gasp. not a “fuck me”. not a cock, cunt or come.
The Kiss
therealkatiewest:
My mouth blooms like a cut. I’ve been wronged all year, tedious nights, nothing but rough elbows in them and delicate boxes of Kleenex calling crybaby crybaby, you fool! Before today my body was useless. Now it’s tearing at its square corners. It’s tearing old Mary’s garments off, knot by knot and see - Now it’s shot full of these electric bolts. Zing! A resurrection! Once it...
my sexy game
dogget:
“i have 3 flavors for you to guess today.” that girly grin. the slender fingers with the peeling. carefully shielding the label of an ice cream.
playfully concealing a dab in her mouth, her fingers wiping the excess from her lips. “guess this.” pressed her lips against mine, taunting tongues. “vanilla, that was an easy one.” could have lied just so we can play some more. the icy feeling...
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Soft-Core Teen Lesbian Love Story Karaoke
When I was in Japan I quickly got used to the idea that all karaoke videos were essentially soft-core porn. Even the saddest song usually had some cute young woman taking off her top.
Back in NY I’m used to cheesy 80’s videos with big hair, bad jeans, and bizzarre plots. So imagine my surprise on Monday night when we clicked on “The Tide is High” by Blondie and found the most fantastic teen...
Sweetness and Light
from the ever sexy nightmarebrunette:
I had the most amazing orgasm the other day. I know I recently disavowed my interest in orgasms, and it’s still true that the idea of one, the goal of one, doesn’t hold a lot of sway over me. But this was so lovely, so long, strong but gentle with no sharp edges or hard peaks. I used to think of this as a “sunny come,” where there’s no effort to make it...
First Time for Everything: Rough Sex →
a great link/story/article from rkb:
Could also be called: First time this summer I finish a piece of writing! Ha ha ha (except not funny cause it’s true).
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Love and Desire
I don’t always know the difference between love and desire. They’re often so intertwined that I mistake one for the other and come out with the wrong string of words. Fucking you feels exciting and exhilarating with longs moments of tenderness and swollen emotions. Is that love? Is that desire? Writing to you feels sweet and thoughtful with long moments where I have to pause and wrap my...
“The Woman: My desires have always outstripped whatever actually happened.
...”
– The Unexpected Man, Yasmina Reza (via thrushbone)