January 2010
162 posts
morning after.
You should go and read everything this lovely lady has written: ninasemen:
i awaken, surrounded by white. my body has been swallowed whole, within pillows and blankets, wrapped up in sheets. i feel an arm beneath my neck and and another draped over my waist. looking ahead, I see his fingers, thin and heavy knuckled, intertwined with my own. looking down I see tattoos covering the arm against my...
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Slightly Less Than Awkward
She sent me a note from Someecards the other day that read, “I’m at a point in my life where’d I’d like to engage in slightly awkward sex with three or four men at once.”
In reality it didn’t turn out to be all that awkward. One of us mostly watched from behind the camera while the others played. He walked slowly around us and sometimes offered perfect suggestions through the sound of the...
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Call in Sick
“It’s raining. Hard.” “Call in sick and fuck me. Hard.” “Will you make the coffee?” “Do you need coffee to fuck me hard?” “I need coffee to call in sick.” “How about if I do this…” “Calling now.”
—Guy New York
Anonymous asked: Do you think it's strange to be more turned on by love than anything explicitly sexual? He innocently tells me that he loves making me happy, and I am instantly throbbing. He tells me that the distance is nothing, that we will overcome it. He says that I am his everything, that there is something so perfectly magical about talking to me late at night, and I am dripping wet, touching myself,...
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One Night Stands Are For Lazy People
From the talented lieslieslies:
I’m so fucking lazy.
“But Alan, you never get to really know anyone like that! It’s all so brief and fleeting!”
Yeah, right.
A One Night Stand (ONS) is like a test-drive. A full relationship in fast-forward.
9:45 PM: You see her standing near the back bar drinking Bailey’s. This is the equivalent of noticing the girl who frequents your coffee shop.
10:30: You...
“(661): i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
(951): u hav a 3...”
– Texts From Last Night
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Once More to my Professor
Dear Professor R.
Oh. My. God.
Can I just tell you that my lips are still swollen and my body aches and I can’t wait to see you again? I feel alive and awake and like nothing will ever be the same again. I loved everything you did to me.
Most of all, I love how you controlled me. I love how you made me wait by your desk and I had no idea what to expect. I love how you walked so close to me...
50 free Crif Dog hot dogs, 100 free cupcakes +...
I can’t make this tomorrow night, but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t. It will be awesome, plus you really can’t beat free hot dogs. No pun intended.
rkb:
I know, I know…there are a LOT of great events in New York tomorrow, but mine’s the only one with free hot dogs and cupcakes. So please reblog, pass this on, tell your friends. I’m committed to keeping In The...
Failed key party (or Where Did I Leave My Tom...
jscottgrand:
(Recite in one breath, in between sips of your martini)
Mitch is married to Susan but is secretly in love with Pam. Susan can’t stand Mitch’s breath, which always smells of gin and cigarettes. She only has eyes for Grace, who thus far, has rejected her advances because she desperately wants Reggie, Pam’s husband. Reggie is in love with Mitch and will later murder Mitch and Pam...
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Our First Kiss
The first time I kissed you was on the back of the neck while you were talking to an ex-boyfriend. I’ve thought of plenty of excuses, but at the end of the day I was bored. You answered the phone, and I was left with nothing to do buy walk circles around you as you seemed to settle in for a long call. You didn’t stop me, and you didn’t pull away so I just kept kissing. I put my hands on your...
“I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly...”
– Anais Nin (via nightmarebrunette)
For You, and You. And You.