December 2011
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Roses or Cherries
He pussy does not taste like candy. It doesn’t taste like strawberries or honey and it in no way resembles a blossoming flower. She calls it her cunt and she rubs it with short strong fingers.
Her breasts are different sizes and her nipples point slightly askew. She has bumps and an occasional hair, and when she lies on her back they fall flat against her body.
He neck and her chin are...
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People Everywhere
There are people everywhere.
On alternate days I want to scream at them to get of the way or I want to fuck each and every one of them.
I pass models so tall they look like aliens from a film; their limbs dangling down as they talk quickly to their mothers and agents in languages I don’t understand. I see publishers and art directors in their fifties, wearing jackets that could pay my rent for...
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Merry Christmas
As the longest night of the year comes and goes we are reminded that out of darkness comes light. As the cold of winter covers the city streets and freezes the air in our lungs we remember that the warmth and the sun will return.
And so, as our ancestors before us, let us gather around the fire, raise our glasses in song, and screw our brains out until spring.
Namaste and blessed be,
Guy...
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When No One Believes Me
At parties that don’t include sex on the list of activities, it’s often difficult to know what etiquette one is supposed to follow when slipping out for a fuck.
“Did anyone see us?” she asked as she turned the lock on her office door.
I kissed her neck (her lipstick was too perfect) and shook my head as we stumbled towards her desk. Her hand was on me in seconds, but the drinks and the awkward...
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Sex and the City – Interview with Quickies in New...
From my interview with Story Lab:
About a month ago I tumbled upon a tumblr named ‘Quickies in New York’ and immediately it caught my attention, not to mention my libido.
Quickies in New York is based on original erotic content that is made by three people – stories from Guy New York, photos by The Dirty Gentlemen and styling assistance from Ms. Dorothy Darker.
There is no Carrie, Miranda,...
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Let's Not Mention This...
We stepped outside to get a break from the party and we immediately heard the moans.
We looked up at the open window one floor up and we leaned against the brick wall of the old building. The fire escape had recently been painted and it clung to the side of the building like a giant black insect.
“Is that?” I didn’t even say her name before you nodded.
“Yes.”
“Huh,” was all I could say as...
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WatchLooking back at all the amazingly sexy people we got to shoot last year…
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A Big Cock and a Tight Ass
“So, how was your date?” We had just nestled down into our flannel sheets with a glass of wine.
“It was fucking amazing, I can’t even tell you. How ‘bout you?”
“Oh, Christ it was perfect. What did you guys do?”
“We were just all over each other. He practically got me off in the cab ride back to his place, and I was naked by the time we got into his apartment. It was like we...
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A Christmas Pegging
“I want my Christmas present now,” she purred into my shoulder. We both had two Manhattans at Schiller’s Liquor Bar and we were warm. Toasty and warm, in fact.
“Now?” I asked as we stumbled up the stairs to our apartment. “Like tonight?”
She nodded, and I took a deep breath. Her present was a first for both of us, and I was suddenly glad for the drinks. I was nervous, excited, terrified,...
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The City's Bones
“Would you rather fuck on a rooftop or in the subway?” she asked me one night.
“Definitely on the roof. I love looking down at gardens I didn’t know existed, and I love seeing the streets so small below us. I feel like I can breathe better and see better, and I love coming so loudly where only the stars can hear us. I want the city beneath me flowing with people and...
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She's a Funny Girl
“You’re not going to make me come,” she whispered as my hand slipped under the table.
The bar was packed, but we weren’t out with “those” sorts of friends. These friends had jobs that required ties and punctuality. They didn’t belong to unions, they didn’t get their hands dirty, and if they didn’t sleep well at night, they never let on. They were good friends and we loved them, but they weren’t...
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My Naked Sales Figures
This was personally somewhat scary. But someone recently told me to give no fucks.
So, if anyone is interested in self-publishing, writing erotica, and e-book sales, then you should take a quick look at my recent google+ article about my sales figures. I laid it all out: number of followers, how long I’ve been blogging, the books I’ve published, and exactly how many I’ve sold...
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Two Hearts Coming At Once
“I want you to come on me at the same time.”
There’s no fucking way, I thought as we knelt over her naked body with our cocks in our hands. I had come only minutes before, and even though she was touching herself as we watched it felt impossible. We had spent the last two hours holding her down, fucking her, and making her beg, and we were tired.
“I’m gonna come,” he said minutes later, his...
Thanks for the questions!
That was fun, but I think it’s time to get back to smut, dirty photos, and emo-erotica.
On a side note, I turned all your questions into a FAQ. If you go here you can see them all. There is also a link on the blog.
Please do feel free to send me more questions, naked photos, marriage proposals, insulting sound bites, and general abuse. I’ll respond to everything, just not...
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jscottgrand asked: Who are some of your favorite writers both in within and without of the erotic genre? Also, are there other types of art that influence your work? If so, how? And your welcome for this softball. ;)
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montysello asked: How beautiful is Calico? I mean, I just. Whoa. How did you get so lucky to know her?
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forthesamereasonibreathe asked: Why are geeks so sexy?
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blue-eyed-gypsy asked: Your vignettes are marvelously well written and very effective as erotica. I'm curious - have you written, or considered writing, longer pieces?
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forthesamereasonibreathe asked: What is your favorite story on the blog?
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coldwhitedays asked: i really loved your audio presentation, i thought your voice and tone suited it marvellously (i couldn't have read something like that). it's good to see this blog can inhabit so many forms. i was reading the blurb of your Hana book and it looks like something i'd love to give to my primary- is there any way i can print it, as with the Brorotica paperback?
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exhibitionistatheart asked: I think I love you ;) ♥
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fgorgeousthing asked: I have only started following you recently, but I am completely in tumblr love, erm lust? lol. I love the images, the words, and the images the words invoke. Not only has combing through your page made me miss the hell out of New York, but it inspires me to touch myself over and over again. I'm sure I'm not the only one! How does it feel knowing that you are able to touch people in such...
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yourbadgrrl asked: I am such a fan of your work. Can you tell us more about your writing process and where you find your inspiration? Thanks so much! Love, YBG
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beautywithoutpain asked: It has always been a burning question for me: are your stories real, or at least based on your experiences? I love the stories and they seem too perfect to be real...but I want them to be. I want things like that to happen in real life. I need to know if they do.
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atlasaxis asked: You're such a cool, fascinating, mysterious person! We've heard your voice, will we ever see your face?
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dontfwithmybagels asked: I absolutely love your blog. I'm a long time reader (although short time follower), and you've actually inspired me to attempt getting some erotica of my own published so thank you! That said, what do you think the sexiest thing about New York City is?