Messy Thoughts on Language and Sex

The time has come the walrus said to rethink the language of sex. Or maybe I should say the language of love, emotion, heartbreak and ciriosis, because Christ you don’t know the meaning of heartbreak. But the meaning of insert tab A into slot B is an old story, older than even that of Amaterasu, birthing the world from her fiery womb. So what does the moon say and how talks the sunset when blankets aren’t enough? And in the middle of the night, which shifts from decade to decade, how now do slippery limbs find entrance? If our oldest stories stop before the moment, because they might be too sticky to share in the light, then it’s up to us to write myths again that stop far beyond it. It’s only enough to to say ‘they lay with one another,’ if you don’t remember the three thousand-four-hundred-sixteen variations that comprise the universal book of how to fuck.

There’s a long history of language that describes a man doing something to a woman, and for maybe all of history it almost made sense. At least in the most mundane of instances, in the common and the mud, in the barns and the fields where rutting was the norm and slot B was indeed put upon over and over again, it might have made sense. But history is written by those who can write, and those who can write often avoid the squishy bits, because putting a thing down on a page is oh so different than doing it in the flesh.

And the winners are always uptight. Maybe there’s an ancient myth to tell this truth far clearer, but it’s a truth all the same. From the Pilgrims to the righteous commies throwing down the Czar, the winners are always uptight. So the story is written over and over again without the grunting and the thrusting, all which is left to the lower decks and the darkness. All of which is left to those with nothing to lose; those who can switch on nothing without blinking an eye. Between monks, priests, and politicians, the history of sex has been written by those with no experience of it, and the times it has broken through into the masses, it’s been snuck in like a horse at dusk.

But Lucretia didn’t ‘slip down between the sheets’ with her lover, and Marcus never felt the ‘rush of waves as pleasure was won and lost.’ They fucked and sucked, the overwhelming smell of human behavior lingering in their nostrils as they made a mess of everything in exactly the right way. Sampson didn’t ‘delight in the love nest’ of Delilah any more than Cuchulainn ‘spent his bliss upon the womb’ of his lover. There was come and sweat and tears, and for thousands of years we’ve drawn it, painted it, and then hidden the words in the dusty waterfront bars and brothels where no one has enough money to make up metaphors for something they do as easily as they breath.

But now the world has changed once more, and while our great literature still stops short of describing the divine with all it’s warts and blood, the light is brighter. We can write a million sounds and a million words, each one taking us closer to the truth, but we’ve lost the poets and the heartbroken. We’ve medicated our way out of romance and channeled emotion into anxiety that can be cured in so many different ways. We’ve abdicated our poetry to Bang Bros and Mandingo. We’ve let it go, as we’ve done so many times before, asking someone else to shine the light in the places we fear the most. And shine it they have, often too brightly to see a thing. They’ve shined it on piss and shit, on come and milk, and they’ve shined it on rape with a laugh and a nod. The light shows anger, fear, and guilt, and as small men watch while their wives are taken by big black fantasies, we pretend that it was never us at all. It was not what we meant at all.

But there are a million words for a million things and they change every day, allowing us to say new things that have never been said. Allowing us to say new things have that been said a million times again.

If the photographer shows us the reality of a thing in stark contrast, forcing us to see it for what it is without the comfort of a muddy imagination, than the poet talks around it, hoping that her language might be a finger pointing at the moon. This way lies bliss and exhaustion. This way lies exaltation.

This ways lies the things we do in the dark.

 

-gny

Update

disgustingnovel:

Quick update: The print version of the book is out, and you can find it on Create Space. It will be on Amazon soon (right next to the Kindle version) as well. 

It’s also up on the Nook at B&N now.

And lastly, if you have any questions, comments, etc. this is a good place for them. I’m happy to talk about the book, writing a novel in two weeks, or the publishing process.

Whatever you like, you can ask here.

I’ll also be publishing a few extra chapters this week in order to catch up. There are 32 chapters left to go, but only 28 weeks left in the year. And since I want the book to end on New Years, I have to double up a couple of times.

Thanks again for following and reading.

Guy

One more quick note about the new book….

disgustingnovel:

My printed proofs came in yesterday. I left one at Lillie’s on 17th if you want it. ;-)


I’m just going to leave these around the city in bars, parks, and subway cars.  
Of course, you can buy your own print version here.

disgustingnovel:

My printed proofs came in yesterday. I left one at Lillie’s on 17th if you want it. ;-)

I’m just going to leave these around the city in bars, parks, and subway cars.  

Of course, you can buy your own print version here.

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Last Night At CBGB’s

I was born the year Patti Smith released her first album, Horses. She had just played a run at CBGB’s and it was quickly becoming the cool spot for rock ‘n’ roll. It was almost a new bar, and the scene gravitated towards it even as she discovered how to make music. As a kid I didn’t know much about it, and even as a teenager it was something of a foreign thing. But as I grew older I found myself dragged along by cooler friends. The bar was so famous by then, that it was nearly impossibly to avoid, and while always feeling like we had missed out on a better past, we went anyway.

I don’t remember the first time I went to CBGB’s, but I do remember the last. My friend Chuck Scott was in a band called Baby fronted by Craig Wedren. They were a great band, and probably the only band a friend of mine was in that I actually went to see. They were playing at CB’s right before it closed, and I went to hear them one last time before they moved out to LA. I don’t remember much of the set other than Free Los Angeles, but I danced, or moved a little, and I didn’t leave the front of the stage until they were done.

After the show I noticed a guy watching the whole thing standing next to me, and I stared through the flashing lights trying to make him out. When Chuck came off the stage I gave him a hug and told him he was great, before pointing out the new guy.

“That dude looks just like Ed Norton,” I said, realizing finally why he looked familiar. Fight Club had come out a few years earlier, but it was still big in the culture sphere.

“Yeah, he comes to all our shows,” Chuck told me.

“No, seriously,” I said, “he really looks like him.”

“No, seriously,” he said back to me. “Ed Norton comes to all our shows. He’s a big fan. He’s totally cool.

I stood next to Ed later at the bar, but I didn’t have the nerve to say anything. He was mostly by himself and he looked a little lonely, but even at CBGB’s he also looked a little nervous. Like we might all just descend on him at once, or even worse ignore him completely. An hour later Famke Janssen came in, and since we had all just seen X-Men she was just as famous as Ed was. They moved to a table on the raised platform on the left and sat quietly together for most of the night while the other bands came on.

I used to tell the story all the time—the story of how I met Ed Norton—but the truth is we just happened to like the same band, and we drank a few beers after the show without saying a word to each other. But I told it anyway, and while part of me didn’t want to care about that sort of thing, I was stuck with it. I wanted to talk to him, hell, I wanted to be his friend. I hated the fact, but there it was.

But more than anything else, I wanted him to know who I was. I wanted him to smile and point and say, hey, I know that guy.

More than anything, I wanted to be famous too.

 

-gny

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The city changes slowly enough that sometimes I don’t notice. As I walked from Cornelia Street over to West 4th and then towards the south end of Washington Square Park, I looked at every bar, restaurant, and shop to see what I remembered. That one was there last time, and that one, too, but…

Chapter two of my new novel is live! I’ll be posting one chapter a week every Friday until it’s done. Should be about 32 weeks.

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The end of school always meant summer and the possibility of freedom. For me it also meant work, and the need to try harder to find kids my age to hang out with. The natural social order of high school vanished in an instant and suddenly anything was possible.

But we had to make it so.

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It was a hot May afternoon, and my air conditioner had broken hours ago. But, with the windows open and the music blasting none of it mattered. Nothing mattered at all. I smiled at every pretty girl I passed, and I sang along at the top of my lungs. A few times I even thought about jerking off,…

As promised, here’s chapter one of my new novel. On Friday I’ll post chapter two, and continue each Friday until it’s complete. 

Back in January I spent two weeks furiously writing a novel, and I’m excited to announce that it has finally come out! 

Disgusting, Beautiful, Immoral is my second full length book, and this one clocks in at close to 350 pages. It takes place in New York back in 1999, and it’s one of the filthiest, grittiest, and funniest things I’ve written. I don’t want to give anything away, so you’ll have to read it yourself. I will note that it has a whole lot more sex than my last novel.

I’ll also be posting the whole book, one chapter at a time, to a new blog DisgustingNovel.tumblr.com. You can follow along each Friday when the new chapter comes out. Ideally the whole thing will be published on the blog by the end of December, which is when the novel itself ends.

I hope you’ll share it, read it, review it, and enjoy spending time with it. I certainly enjoyed writing it (and even rewriting it and editing it).

It’s currently an Amazon e-book and a Nook e-book. There will soon be a print version as well. If you want it in some other file format, just make a donation through our Paypal link with a note, and I’ll send it to you.

Many thanks to my beta readers, J, K, and A. And of course, my complete gratitude to the brilliant Piper for her editing skills.

Thanks for sticking with me for all these years. 

Guy New York
ps. I always love blog and Amazon reviews, so if you’d like a review copy just drop me a note and I’ll send you one. 
Even if you don’t have a Kindle there are a hundred other ways to read Kindle books.

Back in January I spent two weeks furiously writing a novel, and I’m excited to announce that it has finally come out!

Disgusting, Beautiful, Immoral is my second full length book, and this one clocks in at close to 350 pages. It takes place in New York back in 1999, and it’s one of the filthiest, grittiest, and funniest things I’ve written. I don’t want to give anything away, so you’ll have to read it yourself. I will note that it has a whole lot more sex than my last novel.

I’ll also be posting the whole book, one chapter at a time, to a new blog DisgustingNovel.tumblr.com. You can follow along each Friday when the new chapter comes out. Ideally the whole thing will be published on the blog by the end of December, which is when the novel itself ends.

I hope you’ll share it, read it, review it, and enjoy spending time with it. I certainly enjoyed writing it (and even rewriting it and editing it).

It’s currently an Amazon e-book and a Nook e-book. There will soon be a print version as well. If you want it in some other file format, just make a donation through our Paypal link with a note, and I’ll send it to you.

Many thanks to my beta readers, J, K, and A. And of course, my complete gratitude to the brilliant Piper for her editing skills.

Thanks for sticking with me for all these years.

Guy New York


ps. I always love blog and Amazon reviews, so if you’d like a review copy just drop me a note and I’ll send you one.

Even if you don’t have a Kindle there are a hundred other ways to read Kindle books.

I Want More

“Put this on,” I said, handing her a blindfold in the elevator.

 

“Here? What if someone sees me?” She took it reluctantly, but wrapped it around her head anyway.

 

“How would you even know?” I asked, watching her tie it in place. I took her hand and waited before the elevator stopped on our floor. She took a deep breath when the door opened, and I lead her out and down the hall. The room was just a couple doors down, and she trembled as she walked the few steps, her heels digging into the thick carpet.

 

I slid my card into the door, and pushed her gently through. He was sitting on the edge of the bed as we had discussed, his cock already hard in his hand. Without waiting another second I brought her to the center of the room, pushed her to her knees, and then lifted her chin.

 

“You’re going to suck his cock now,” I whispered. He pulled her head to him before she could say a word, and her lips opened around him as she reached up and wrapped her hand around his thick cock. I let her suck him for a few minutes before I gave her another direction.

 

“Pull your dress off your shoulders. Let him see you.”

 

Without taking his cock from her mouth she slid the straps down, exposing her breasts to him for the first time. He groaned as he stared at her, her hands instantly going back to his cock once more.

 

“Stand,” I said, my fingers in her hair. I lifted her up in front of him. “Take it off.”

 

Her dress fell to the ground and she was completely naked, her legs shaking as she stood, still blindfolded in front of us.

 

“Is she wet?” I asked him. He reached his hand out instantly, gently touching her pussy before pushing two fingers inside her. He looked up and smiled, nodding his head.

 

“She’s soaking,” he said.

 

“Are you ready to get fucked?” I asked her. She nodded and whimpered the word yes, almost too quietly for us to hear. I pushed her forward, bending her over the bed and asked her again.

 

“Yes,” she said much louder.

 

“Yes, what?” I asked, as he stood up next to me. I had my cock out as well, and each of us rolled a condom down as we stared at her ass and cunt.

 

“Yes, I’m ready to be fucked,” she whispered again.

 

“By who?” I asked, wondering if she knew the correct answer.

 

“Anyone,” she said, her voice straining as she parted her legs in anticipation. “I don’t care, just someone fuck me. Please!”

 

“Good girl,” I said, as he stepped behind her and slid his cock inside her tight cunt in an instant. She let out a long moan as he started to fuck her, and I watched while he pushed her further onto the bed, her pussy stretching around him. A minute later I took his place, her whimper just lasting the few seconds without someone inside her. I slammed into her as well, fucking her harder as she collapsed forward. I slapped her ass and fucked her as hard as I could, before finally rolling her over onto her back.

 

“Take it off,” I told her. Trembling she reached up and undid the blindfold, her eyes instantly blinded by the dim light in the room. She looked back and forth between us, smiling as she opened her legs. We crawled towards, her, pulling her thighs open wider.

 

“More,” she said, leaning up and kissing him for the first time. “I want more.”



-gny

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