Last night I was out having drinks with a friend at Docs, and of course I was tweeting every once in a while about nothing important. I threw out an offhand comment about how difficult it would be to introduce one’s girlfriend to one’s in-laws, and suddenly we had a challenge on our hands.  The charming @eroticnotebook offered to exchange a terribly filthy limerick for one about said introduction.  This is what we came up with at the bar:

Hello dearest in-laws of mine.
We know that you daughter is fine
But I’d like to to meet,
My girlfriend Brigitte
The three of have a good time!

And good as her word, she came back with one of the filthiest limericks I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading.  If you want to read it yourself you’ll have to visit her feed. 

All this is mostly to say that if you’d like to follow me on twitter, I tend to be a bit more casual, sometimes ridiculous, and on occasion I get drunk and post something way too personal.

Now back to your regularly scheduled smut.