“What are you writing?”

“Babysitter porn.”

“What?  You don’t read me babysitter porn. All I get to read is your emo erotica bullshit. I love everybody, fall is so pretty, and her smile is all I ever need kinda crap.  Why you no share?”

“I don’t know.  I didn’t know you liked that.”

“Did you know I was a babysitter for the most dreamy man ever when I was in high school? Maybe if you asked more about me you would know these things.”

“So, you were the hot young babysitter trying to seduce the handsome older man?”

“Actually, he was the one who flirted with me, but we never did anything.  He used to tell me if I was two years older his wife would be in trouble.”

“He really said that? Outloud?”

“Yeah.  Kinda fucked up right?  I mean, I was his daughter’s age.  Fucking pervert.”

“But nothing ever happened?”

“Well, not technically.”

“What the fuck does that mean?”

“I mean, I did’t fuck him or anything. But one time when was he was out and the baby was in bed I went into his room. It wasn’t a big deal, but I was curious and I had never been in there before. They always closed the door.”

“So?”

“So, I found some naked pictures of him.”

“Just lying around?”

“Technically they were in his top drawer.  Under his socks. Behind his passport.”

“So you dug through his drawers, found naked pictures of him, and then what?”

“I jerked off on his bed.  What the hell do you think I did?”

“Are you serious?”

“Of course I am.  I sat down on his bed to look at the photos and everything was fine until I saw one of him hard.  He had just gotten out of the shower and he was holding his dick in one hand and smiling this big goofy smile that looked so fucking cute I didn’t know what to do with it.  Plus, he has kind of a big cock.

“So, I held the photo and just lay there with my hand in my jeans and thought about him fucking me. It took me like twenty minutes, but I finally came, and then I put the pictures back. Smelling only slightly of pussy.”

“You are totally fucking crazy.  Plus, I don’t believe you.”

“You don’t have to believe me.  I don’t care, as long as you read my your babysitter porn.  And if you’re really nice, then maybe in return I’ll show you his cock picture.”

“You took it?”

“Don’t be stupid.  He gave it to me when I left for college.”

Guy New York