Anal Slut

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Anal Slut looking for date.

This will be our evening:

You will pick me up at 7 at my apartment. Not 6:55 and not 7:05. From there we will walk to Angel’s Share where you will order two Hendricks martinis. In Japanese.

After our drinks we will have dinner at Holy Basil. You will order me the pad thai with no squid and two curry puffs without meat. If they are not hot enough, you will send them back.

When we get to my apartment you will kiss me before we enter. Your hands will stay outside my clothes, but you will move them gently up and down my body stopping to admire my breasts at least twice.

When we get to the bedroom you will fold my clothes as I take them off and put them in the hamper. You will hang your suit in my closet before sitting on the edge of the bed where I will suck your cock for exactly six minutes.

Once you are sufficiently hard, you will fuck me on my back while rubbing my clit with your left thumb. You will fuck me like for three minutes, then position me on my knees and take me from behind for two minutes. Finally, I will ride you until I reach orgasm. You will come when I do, and you will rub my neck and shoulders as I take a nap when we are finished.

Within thirty minutes you will have your clothes on and you will leave. You will text me the next day and call me one of three dirty names: slut, whore, or fuck toy.

If you’re interested please respond in full sentences no later than eight am tomorrow morning. Only responses with cock shots will be accepted.



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    hahaha someone knows what they want.
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  6. knitwit983 said: ooh, i like Fuck Toy.
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    thought this was just a weekend joke....actually wrote it up, Guy…but
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    At least she knows what she wants.
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    Omfg…i love this!!
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    little more specific? I don’t even know if...martinis shaken.
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