It’s my first “real” book!  Okay, it’s just an Amazon print on demand thing, but it’s fun to hold and it’s fun to flip through.  They did a nice job!  

If you want to carry it around in your purse, hide it in a sports coat, or flag with it in your back pocket (it means I’m totally straight bro, now let’s make out) then you’ll want this handy little printed version.

I’m also going to give some away as prizes.  Once I come up with a good reason to hand out prizes.  Feel free to send me competition suggestions.

Here’s the tiny paperback on Amazon.

(ed. note: yes, that is my ass.  I apologize in advance.  Or after the fact, as it may be.)

I was at home all of yesterday, and I got caught up writing on my couch where I wrote a very dirty little Christmas story! It’s about a woman (from her perspective) at her office Christmas party who has to fuck two men before she can go see her boss.

What I like best about it (other than how insane it is to make it an afternoon) is how the character goes from completely in command of everything to as submissive as can be in moments. I think many of can make that switch, and it was fun to write about. I also got to write about a collar (a very pretty christmas collar), which I never do.

I’ll leave it up until Christmas and then retire the story into the depths of internet history never to be seen again.

Personally I think it’s a great gift for all your friends and family. I can see us now, sitting around the fire, drinking our coco, and listening to Jessica read us a delightful story…

You can buy it on Amazon here: A Very Sexy Christmas

Real men drink beer and watch porn. They wrestle, they fight, and play football. Real men suck cock. 

I think that sums up Brorotica fairly well. There’s just something gay about being super straight, and I think that’s fabulous. 

This e-book has five short stories about typical straight dudes who have a healthy level of curiosity when it comes to fucking each other. Some of the stories are tender, some a bit rough, but they’re all explicit and hot. 

Well I think they’re hot at least. I don’t actually have any clue who the audience is for this collection. 

I know you’re probably tired of hearing about all my new fucking e-books so I’ll understand if you skip this one. 

Find Brorotica here if you’re curious.

Please Re-Blog even if you hate it!!!!!

Here’s a list of all the Kindle readers available:

Kindle for PC

Kindle for Mac

Kindle for IPad/phone 

Kindle for Android

Kindle for Blackberry

Amazon Cloud Reader

I put together an e-book of my dirtiest stories called Simply Smut.  Orgies, anal, threesomes, cheating, and all that other good stuff.  Many of them are older stories I posted on the blog years ago when I had four followers, and they often have a slightly different voice than what I write now.  There are stories told from a female perspective, some queer stories, and mostly a whole lot of fucking.  

There are 45 stories in the collection and it’s about 25,000 words.  I made a nice table of contents so you can click through to what sounds most interesting.  

I hope you enjoy it!

Simply Smut (dirty erotic sex stories from Quickies in New York)

And now, if you have an Amazon account you can read books in the Cloud even without a Kindle!  https://read.amazon.com/

ps.  if you want to write a review on your blog (of any of my books) drop me a note with your e-mail and I’ll gift you a copy.

“It’s Springtime. Watching Guy New York fall in love with the wrong girl is a city wide pastime,” says Rhyming Jenny.

Hana: Polyamory and Erotica in New York City, is a short story (about 10,000 words) available now for Kindle and Kindle e-readers for i-Phones, androids, and desktop. It’s about love. And sex.  And everything in between, but mostly it’s about what it means to move in and out of relationships. 

From rooftop sex to an especially fun party, Hana is an erotic journey that covers the emotional side of multiple relationships as well as the physical. While full of hot explicit sex, the story also delves into what honest communication means and the challenges that come with open relationships.

The story is all original material that has never appeared on the blog and includes eight delightful photos by The Dirty Gentleman. 

This book is really a new thing for me. Hana, is one long connected story rather than snippets from life, and it was interesting for me to write the connecting parts. It’s broken up into a diary format. Or blog format. Or something. The stories are ordered by date, but they focus on one main plot line. 

In some ways this book feels more personal than the blog. Maybe because it does tell a longer story which means the in between bits are there too. The hard conversations, the frustrations, and the navigating relationships that come with real life are all there on the virtual page. 

So, it’s possible, that for better or worse, this book has a bit more of me in it than I intended.

I hope you enjoy it!  

Hana: Spring to Summer (Erotica from Quickies in New York)

If you haven’t bought a copy of my e-book you should!  Thirty-seven short sexy stories that you can read on the privacy of your Kindle, iPhone, iPad, Android, Nook, blah blah blah blah.  

You can get it here on Amazon. 

And here on B&N.

PS. Sometime in July I’ll be posting the next installment with a series of original shorts that I haven’t posted on the blog.  They’ll be shorts that stand on their own, while telling a longer story throughout the series.