(photos by The Dirty Gentleman)

Thanks to everyone who came out last night for Dirty Boys. We had a fantastic time reading for you, and you were a lovely and delightful audience. Let’s do it again soon!

xoxo

-gny

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gibsongrand:

The May 4, 2014 Dirty Boys Reading is now available as a podcast on iTunes.  Check it out here.


Check it out! Our most recent Dirty Boys podcast is out. You can hear Pirate Tom play the piano, me reading both penis poetry and Brorotica, and a bunch of other super talented people. 
On iTunes!

dirtyboysnyc:

gibsongrand:

The May 4, 2014 Dirty Boys Reading is now available as a podcast on iTunes.  Check it out here.

Check it out! Our most recent Dirty Boys podcast is out. You can hear Pirate Tom play the piano, me reading both penis poetry and Brorotica, and a bunch of other super talented people. 

On iTunes!

Just a friendly reminder that this is happening on Sunday. In our new, bigger, and better venue on the Lower East Side.
I will be reading some Brorotica. Some Daddy porn (possibly bro daddy porn?). Definitely some penis poetry, and who knows, maybe even a new story about Ortolans. 
Come get drunk with us and listen to dirty things. 
The crowd at Dirty Boys is always the fucking best. They are hot, filthy, brilliant, funny, sexy, and all around fun. Join us.
Please share!!

-gny

Just a friendly reminder that this is happening on Sunday. In our new, bigger, and better venue on the Lower East Side.

I will be reading some Brorotica. Some Daddy porn (possibly bro daddy porn?). Definitely some penis poetry, and who knows, maybe even a new story about Ortolans. 

Come get drunk with us and listen to dirty things. 

The crowd at Dirty Boys is always the fucking best. They are hot, filthy, brilliant, funny, sexy, and all around fun. Join us.

Please share!!

-gny

The Dirty Boys Podcast is Live on iTunes!

gibsongrand:

dirtyboysnyc:

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The February 9, 2014 Dirty Boys Reading is now available on iTunes.  Recorded at the Magician in NYC.  Check it out here!

Also be sure to follow the Dirty Boys tumblr page!

If you missed the show, you can hear it now! Check out the epic intro by Pirate Tom before the night disintegrated into filth. It was a good time.

gibsongrand:

The next Dirty Boys event is only 2 weeks away!  Come join us for stories, music, and cocktails.

Looks what’s happening again! It’s going to be fun. I’ll most likely read from this new novel I just finished two weeks ago, which is insanely dirty. 
You should come. 
gny

ps. If you want to follow the Dirty Boys Tumblr it’s here: http://dirtyboysnyc.com/

gibsongrand:

The next Dirty Boys event is only 2 weeks away!  Come join us for stories, music, and cocktails.

Looks what’s happening again! It’s going to be fun. I’ll most likely read from this new novel I just finished two weeks ago, which is insanely dirty. 

You should come. 

gny

ps. If you want to follow the Dirty Boys Tumblr it’s here: http://dirtyboysnyc.com/

The Dirty Boys Reading Series is now a Podcast!

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Download the podcast of our recent Nov. 3, 2013 show here.

Subscribe to the RSS feed at: http://dirtyboys.libsyn.com/rss

Check it out! If you missed the Dirty Boys reading last week, you can now download the audio! The direct link is above, but you can also listen on iTunes.

Dirty Boys on iTunes.

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Thanks to all the Dirty Boys

Thank you to everyone who came out last night for the second Dirty Boys reading series. We have over 50 people at the Magician, and I was told by more than a few people that they needed to rush home and change their pants when it was done. 

Daisy Danger was an amazing new edition to the line-up and she had the audience on the edge of their chairs and in desperate need of a cold shower (or a hot shower with friends). 

The next one will most likely be in January, and I’m sure it will warm us all up. In the meantime you can follow along at the Dirty Boys Tumblr.

Thanks again, and until next time!

xoxo,

GNY

Come get drunk with me, Gibson, Jack, and Daisy this Sunday and listen to us read dirty things. It’s going to be another fun night at the Magician (we have the whole bar to ourselves this time) and it’s always fun to meet Tumblr peeps. 
We’ll read some stories, drink some whisky, and generally make a nuisance out of ourselves. 
Sunday November 3rd at the Magician (118 Rivington). Pirate Tom will be behind the bar serving drinks all night (cash only).
Please share!!!
See you there.
GNY

Come get drunk with me, Gibson, Jack, and Daisy this Sunday and listen to us read dirty things. It’s going to be another fun night at the Magician (we have the whole bar to ourselves this time) and it’s always fun to meet Tumblr peeps. 

We’ll read some stories, drink some whisky, and generally make a nuisance out of ourselves. 

Sunday November 3rd at the Magician (118 Rivington). Pirate Tom will be behind the bar serving drinks all night (cash only).

Please share!!!

See you there.

GNY

We are having another Dirty Boys reading on November 3rd, this time with some guests as well, including the amazing Daisy Danger. There will be a $5 cover for the event, but it promises to be a good time. 
Hopefully you can join us at the Magician on Rivington for another night of reading, drinking, and hanging out with a crowd of brilliant sexy people. 
Please share!
-gny

We are having another Dirty Boys reading on November 3rd, this time with some guests as well, including the amazing Daisy Danger. There will be a $5 cover for the event, but it promises to be a good time. 

Hopefully you can join us at the Magician on Rivington for another night of reading, drinking, and hanging out with a crowd of brilliant sexy people. 

Please share!

-gny

Sunday night we piled into the back room of the Magician for a few hours of drinking, reading, and apparently some making out against the wall. Jack, Gibson, and I each read two (or three) stories to a sexy crowd of friends, tumblrites, and drunks. They laughed, they cried, they vomited in their mouths, and hopefully they enjoyed themselves.
Thank you to everyone who came out and cheered us on. It was the first time most of us read our material in public, and it was amazing to have such a supportive crowd. A special thanks to bartender Tom who not only kept the drinks flowing, but also lent his awesome voice as our MC. 
We’ll let you know when we do another, and next time I’ll be sure to bring more lube.

GNY

Sunday night we piled into the back room of the Magician for a few hours of drinking, reading, and apparently some making out against the wall. Jack, Gibson, and I each read two (or three) stories to a sexy crowd of friends, tumblrites, and drunks. They laughed, they cried, they vomited in their mouths, and hopefully they enjoyed themselves.

Thank you to everyone who came out and cheered us on. It was the first time most of us read our material in public, and it was amazing to have such a supportive crowd. A special thanks to bartender Tom who not only kept the drinks flowing, but also lent his awesome voice as our MC. 

We’ll let you know when we do another, and next time I’ll be sure to bring more lube.

GNY

Here are the details for Sunday’s reading. It promises to be a good time with good friends and good drink. And probably some reading.

Here are the details for Sunday’s reading. It promises to be a good time with good friends and good drink. And probably some reading.

So, this is happening. We’re hoping it will be the first in a series, but for now it’s one night only! I think it will be a good time. You should come.
Please help us get the word out by re-blogging/tweeting/skywriting it all over the fucking place.  

So, this is happening. We’re hoping it will be the first in a series, but for now it’s one night only! I think it will be a good time. You should come.

Please help us get the word out by re-blogging/tweeting/skywriting it all over the fucking place.  

Here’s a treat from the super sexy kinkycasey:

Hi pervies!!

So, I finally got off my butt and recorded myself reading a story from Quickie New York for Erotic Storybook. Guy gave me permission to read one of their stories in January of 2011, but I’ve just let his email sit in my inbox since thinking that one day I’d get around to it.
My biggest hesitation was that all of his stories are written from his (male) perspective which sounds a bit strange with my girly girly voice reading it (can you tell? I get all shy when I say penis…. *blussssh*).
Anyway, last night I had some free time and, after recording something super naughty (to be posted later….), I thought, “fuck it, who cares…..” and recorded one of my favoritiest QNY stories because, lets face it, giving spontaneous blow jobs is just the type of thing I’d do…. ;)
Here’s the original story for those interested » Music I Couldn’t Hear.
*mwah*
Wow. I just got this smoking hot photo of an incredibly sexy woman reading my novel. I think it’s safe to say she’s enjoying it.  I can’t even…
If you’d like your own copy you can find it at Amazon both on Kindle and in Print. And of course, if you’d like to send me your own awesome photos I’d be happy to post/reblog them as well (with your permission of course).
Thank you my dear for an incredibly hot photo. I’m going to go take a shower. A very long shower.

Wow. I just got this smoking hot photo of an incredibly sexy woman reading my novel. I think it’s safe to say she’s enjoying it.  I can’t even…

If you’d like your own copy you can find it at Amazon both on Kindle and in Print. And of course, if you’d like to send me your own awesome photos I’d be happy to post/reblog them as well (with your permission of course).

Thank you my dear for an incredibly hot photo. I’m going to go take a shower. A very long shower.

©2012 The Dirty Gentleman (#574)
She used to read me dirty stories in bed, but I swear she made up the parts in the middle.
One night while it was snowing, she warmed up the wine and cranked up the heat. She lit a candle that smelled like spring and we crawled into bed with Anais Nin and George Bataille. She made me lie on my stomach as she read out loud, and I only sat up for slow sips of mulled red and spices I didn’t know.
“Mary’s cunt is crimson and her dress covers nothing. I can still smell her sex on my fingers, but I miss her presence between my legs already. If I don’t fuck her again I’m never going back to Paris.”
“It doesn’t say that,” I said as I reached out for my glass.
“Be quiet,” she said, before she continued. “Mary’s brother says I’m a terrible influence, but I know he abused himself as he watched us last night, and I can’t get the image out of my head. His prick was red and hard, and when I pulled her mouth hardest against me he collapsed on the other side of the door. I believe he wants to fuck Mary as much as me, and frankly I don’t care.”
“You’re totally making this up.”
“Do you want me to finish the story?” she asked.
“Yes love,” I replied, and it was the truth. I was hard against the bed and I didn’t care whose words they were at all. In fact, the only thing that mattered was the sound of her voice.
“One day I’m going to have them both and I’ll write words on her thighs with my tongue as he fills me until I drown. Some nights the thought keeps me up forever, and I wonder if it’s my only hope. Maybe the more I lose myself in my dreams the less it will hurt to be awake. Maybe drowning will be my bliss.”
I rolled over and pulled her to me with a kiss that was long and deep. The thought of her drowning in anything did too many things to my mind for me to let go. She was wet between the legs as well as both her cheeks, and by the time I was inside her the book had fallen to the floor.
She didn’t open her eyes for hours, and I was afraid that if I said a word her dream might end.

—Guy New York
(If you enjoy my writing, you might like my new novel, The Island on The Edge of Normal, now available on Kindle and in Print.)

©2012 The Dirty Gentleman (#574)

She used to read me dirty stories in bed, but I swear she made up the parts in the middle.

One night while it was snowing, she warmed up the wine and cranked up the heat. She lit a candle that smelled like spring and we crawled into bed with Anais Nin and George Bataille. She made me lie on my stomach as she read out loud, and I only sat up for slow sips of mulled red and spices I didn’t know.

“Mary’s cunt is crimson and her dress covers nothing. I can still smell her sex on my fingers, but I miss her presence between my legs already. If I don’t fuck her again I’m never going back to Paris.”

“It doesn’t say that,” I said as I reached out for my glass.

“Be quiet,” she said, before she continued. “Mary’s brother says I’m a terrible influence, but I know he abused himself as he watched us last night, and I can’t get the image out of my head. His prick was red and hard, and when I pulled her mouth hardest against me he collapsed on the other side of the door. I believe he wants to fuck Mary as much as me, and frankly I don’t care.”

“You’re totally making this up.”

“Do you want me to finish the story?” she asked.

“Yes love,” I replied, and it was the truth. I was hard against the bed and I didn’t care whose words they were at all. In fact, the only thing that mattered was the sound of her voice.

“One day I’m going to have them both and I’ll write words on her thighs with my tongue as he fills me until I drown. Some nights the thought keeps me up forever, and I wonder if it’s my only hope. Maybe the more I lose myself in my dreams the less it will hurt to be awake. Maybe drowning will be my bliss.”

I rolled over and pulled her to me with a kiss that was long and deep. The thought of her drowning in anything did too many things to my mind for me to let go. She was wet between the legs as well as both her cheeks, and by the time I was inside her the book had fallen to the floor.

She didn’t open her eyes for hours, and I was afraid that if I said a word her dream might end.

—Guy New York

(If you enjoy my writing, you might like my new novel, The Island on The Edge of Normal, now available on Kindle and in Print.)